gackncheese:

not even the virus blogs will message me

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relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa

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*sweats nervously*

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meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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tympanista:

congratulations if i’m following u

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

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deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

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melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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maletwat:

when someone hot follows you back 

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lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

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